3.
The Burrito
You, my friend, are everything a taco wanted to be. You are awesome and tough. And no one walks away from you unsatisfied. You are full of life and ready to take it on--assuming no one rips your side open with a badly placed finger and smashes your feelings all over the place. Doesn't happen all the time, but when it does, you're no longer a burrito, just a mess.