WHAT ARCHEAGE SKILL TREES SUIT YOU?

CAUTION: EXPLICIT CONTENT.Enter only at your own risk if you can laugh about yourself and take a joke you dickhead or fuck off instead I don't care.

Quiz Questions

1.
You meet an enemy in a 1v1 situation, wat do?
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- A.
  Go invisible (and pee myself).
- B.
  Run away quickly.
- C.
  CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!
- D.
  Start casting my 15 second nuclear strike.
- E.
  Blow him ( ˘ ³˘)ノ°ﾟº❍｡
2.
How would your friends describe you?
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- A.
  egoistical asshole
- B.
  smelly belly
- C.
  ADHD
- D.
  gay
3.
In school....
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- A.
  I was bullied :(
- B.
  I was the biggest nerd.
- C.
  I hung out with the unpopular outsiders.
- D.
  I was beaten up a lot.
- E.
  I was in the debate club. <--- AHAHAHAA
- F.
  I was a big cunt.
4.
Ingame I would prefer to be...
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- A.
  STRONG!
- B.
  Very intelligent, indeed.
- C.
  fast
- D.
  a rock!!! :D ??
- E.
  SMELLY BELLY! (LOL so RaNdOm Xd)
5.
Did someone ever hit you in the balls really good?
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- A.
  That happens a lot.
- B.
  I have protective underwear for this scenario.
- C.
  Uh, no?
- D.
  Ahhhhhh fuuuuuckkkkkk
6.
Why do you play Archeage?
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- A.
  Cuz I like wooing them bitches with my sick damage skillz 8)
- B.
  Because I love PISSING MY FRIENDS OFF
- C.
  I like farmville. Isn't this farmville?
- D.
  fishing is cool I guess
- E.
  Boob physics
7.
What do you hate the most?
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- A.
  I WANT TO DESTROY CLOTH
- B.
  I WANT TO DESTROY LEATHER
- C.
  I WANT TO DESTROY Plate
- D.
  I hate myself.
8.
How long do you wish your encounters to be?
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- A.
  3 Seconds
- B.
  20 Minutes
9.
Do you like roaming alone, small groups, or raids more?
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- A.
  I'm a lone wolf. AWOOOOO
- B.
  Small penis. (Did I say penis? woops I meant groups oopsie)
- C.
  You know, I like myself a well coordinated team. (also I suck alone)
10.
Do you want to kill packs of enemies at once, or quickly kill one by one?
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- A.
  I just survive and wait till my enemies die of old age.
- B.
  AOE FARMZING!!111 XD
- C.
  Going through the phone book one after another.
11.
What would you like to eat in the canteen?
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- A.
  A salad. It's healthy and I'm not a FAT FUCK like that guy over there.
- B.
  MEAT, because I'm a CARNIVORE and not some PUSSY SALAD EATER
- C.
  Potaters :D
12.
Which costume would you choose for halloween?
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- A.
  Batman
- B.
  Shrek
- C.
  Donkey
- D.
  Suspicious guy in a side alley.
- E.
  Gandalf
- F.
  turd-throwing bum
- G.
  sexy hexy
- H.
  KICKBOXER. I LIKE BEATING THE INNOCENT

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Scissor (Battlerage)
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You like to participate in active euthanasia with your battle axe. Your favorite activity is cutting some clothies. You should avoid plate wearers, which you like to knock on for hours on end before they give in. Your favorite activities include knocking down enemies and keeping them on the floor till they are dead. To stick to your enemies ass at all times you have a good range of gap closers and CC removals.
2.
Movie Director (Sorcery)
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WOAH DUDE SUCH A BIG FIREBALL, HOLY SHIT!BOOM! ZAPP! WOOSH BANG POOF!YOUR LIFE IS AN ACTION MOVIE AND YOU LOVE BOOM BANG OVER THE TOP EFFECTS AND ANIMATIONS. LIGHTNING AND FIZZ BANG YES BIG FIRESTORM LIGHTNING IN YOUR FACE IDIOT LOL.OH AND THE FLOOR IS FROZEN OR SOMETHING SO NOW YOU CAN'T MOVE I GUESS HAHAHA
3.
Nerf Gun (Archery)
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You hate your enemies so much, you don't want to be anywhere near them. That's why you love outranging them and being as far away as possible with archery. You basically love just running away the whole fight and spamming your few skills hoping the enemy doesn't get to you. Pissing off your foes killing them while they can't reach you makes you smile. I hope you have a low ping or you won't deal any damage you retard.
4.
Safety Scissors you can run with (Swiftblade)
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We all know this skill tree really sucks, but you think it's edgy and "cool" enough to justify taking this pile of garbage. You don't deal as much damage as someone with an adult scissor, but you can run and jump around with these, because they have a ton of child friendly safety features. Wow. So cool. If you are serious about this shit you better take two one handed scissors and cut down some cloth nerds. I guess you could take this just to safely run and jump around with, not using the damage skills. Or something. I heard. Maybe.You do what YOU want to do anyway so fuck off.
5.
Guy with magic kit (Malediction)
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You just bought a magic kit and want to do cool tricks like a real sorcerer? Well tough luck you're not a wizard harry, but you can fool most enemies into thinking you are one. Abracadabra! Is that your group? No? I must have teleported it away on accident. Oops.You always have an ace hidden up your sleeve somewhere to pull out when you need it, or to combine it with a rabbit from your hat to make a stronger rabbit. Basically all the trash skills from other classes got recycled into this tree so you're more like buying a used magic kit on sale that is missing half the stuff but has an old sock in it instead. Great.
6.
Naruto wannabe (Shadowplay)
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Your parents were brutally murdered infront of your eyes. To plan your revenge you entered the dark martial arts school of the super dark ninja brotherhood. There you defeated all your masters and teabagged them. Geez you are sooo coool I wish I were you oh too bad I ain't oh damn. Only some ***** like you loves to poke people into their butts when they don't expect it. And then naruto runs off with your arms behind your back yelling some nonsense words you don't even know what they mean. Wow you are just like naruto. You can run fast and be invisible. Also a nice damage addition for physical fighters. Also combos with a few other classes. Always worth a consideration.
7.
Lights-out magic (Occultism)
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....Because normal magic is for people that don't understand you.... You will show them all... everyone around you will be cutting themself with magical razors just because you are so depressing.... you slowly suck the life and enthusiasm out of everyone around you.... (And also impale them with your big magic floordildos). Not that much damage, but good AOE and utility. Lots of debuffs n shit to PISS OFF A LOT OF ENEMIES.
8.
Tin Can (Defense)
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Well... I guess it's at least sort of hard to put a dent into this... Doesn't really do a whole lot else though... Also won't help you against tin-opener-magic.
9.
Woman (Vitalism)
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Can heal I guess? Uses Healpower to deal some "damage" (lol) too. How did it get a stereotype that all women play healers?
10.
Fl00te d00de (songcraft)
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Dododododood dodoodododoodo, dodoodododo doododoodooooo,dododododododododododooooooooooooooooooooooo dododododooo dodododooooo You are that one guy that loves to listen to the same fucking song for 10 hours on repeat. I am really amazed that your brain didn't melt and drip out of your ears yet. This one does soooo much different utility shit but nothing really that well. I guess you have a lot of buffs and debuffs, what did you expect from a bard? Good armor piercing capabilities so not that bad for damage dealers (how does that make sense I don't know). Has some CC and heal as well.
11.
Fuck you mage (Auramancy)
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You hate mages so much you pick auramancy just to show them how much you hate them. Even though it sort of makes you a mage too. Hmm. Has some cool damage mitigation skills and can do shit like teleport around and such. Basically a funny little worm that wiggles out of a magic debuff net or something. Was that a good explanation?
12.
Can blow really well (Witchcraft)
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You love to blow bubbles and stun your enemies with your blowing skills. We all know you like blowing. blow blow blow. You can't do anything except for blowing. (tons of CC)