WHAT KIND OF OSCARS HOST WOULD YOU BE?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  What reductionist label fits you best?

  • A.
    The Class Clown
  • B.
    Wallflower
  • C.
    The Mess
  • D.
    Theater Nerd
  • E.
    A Renaissance man/woman
  • F.
    Damn your labels!!!
• 2.
  Are you a good tipper?

  • A.
    Absolutely!
  • B.
    If they are a good server, I’m a good tipper.
  • C.
    I have to tip here?
  • D.
    No thanks.
• 3.
  What are you most likely to do at the end of a long work day?

  • A.
    Go out with friends
  • B.
    Netflix with my bae
  • C.
    Netflix by myself
  • D.
    A long bath with a good book
  • E.
    What’s work?
• 4.
  How many selfies do you take in a week?

  • A.
    So many. Too many?
  • B.
    Like a normal amount of selfies
  • C.
    I...think maybe I took one last week...
  • D.
    Selfies are stupid.
  • E.
    What’s a selfie? 
• 5.
  Can you sing and/or dance?

  • A.
    Bet your bones. I’m a triple threat, baby!
  • B.
    I’ve got the voice of an angel and two left feet.
  • C.
    I’m tone deaf, but nobody’s got moves like me.
  • D.
    No thank you forever.
• 6.
  What’s the best kind of joke?

  • A.
    Knock knock… (classic!)
  • B.
    It’s not funny if no one gets offended.
  • C.
    You had to be there
  • D.
    The self deprecating kind
  • E.
    The longer and more awkward, the better
• 7.
  Who would you LOVE to have dinner with?

  • A.
    Donald Trump
  • B.
    Sandra Bullock
  • C.
    Dwayne Johnson
  • D.
    Lebron James
  • E.
    Sarah Silverman
  • F.
    Michelle Obama
• 8.
  If it was up to you, which movie would get Best Picture this year?

  • A.
    Parasite
  • B.
    1917
  • C.
    Avengers: Endgame
  • D.
    Joker
  • E.
    Toy Story 4
  • F.
    Knives Out
• 9.
  Who would you want to do a duet with at the Oscars (assuming you were an AMAZING singer)?

  • A.
    Ann Hathaway
  • B.
    Andy Samberg
  • C.
    Justin Timberlake
  • D.
    Idina Menzel
  • E.
    Zack Effron

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Ellen Degeneres

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  Everyone will love you so much it will break Twitter.
• 2.
  Billy Crystal

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  A classic. Funny, charming, and maybe just a little outdated.
• 3.
  Hugh Jackman

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  Beloved by some, inoffensive to all.
• 4.
  Kevin Hart

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  You probably would have been great, but...sorry. The Academy has decided they're better off without a host after all.
• 5.
  Chris Rock

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  You'll talk about everything that's STILL wrong with Hollywood, and then refuse to ever host again.
• 6.
  Whoopie Goldberg

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  You're so down-to-earth and charming that most people won't remember all the awards you've won.
• 7.
  Neil Patrick Harris

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  The Academy will have high hopes...that you don't quite live up to.
• 8.
  Seth McFarlan

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  You'll shock everyone so much with your great voice that they'll forget how offensive your jokes are.
• 9.
  James Franco and Ann Hathaway

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  Hosting turns out to not really be your thing, and both you and the Academy will regret this. But, you know, good luck!
• 10.
  David Letterman

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  Maybe you're not relevant anymore, but dammit if you're not still famous.
• 11.
  Bob Hope

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  You were born for this. You'll go down in history as the best host that ever lived.