Which Pop Culture Ghost Are You?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Choose a Popcast word or phrase (be sure to scroll all the way down for all your choices):

  • A.
    Don't waste it, Greg.
  • B.
    Note for the audio...
  • C.
    Hundo P
  • D.
    How DARE you?!
  • E.
    Heavy Ts and Ps
  • F.
    [insert beloved actor's name]-issance
  • G.
    Cozy overdosey
  • H.
    Let's do some lights!
  • I.
    Passy agressy
  • J.
    Dead or alive?
  • K.
    Cringe but free
  • L.
    Over or under?
  • M.
    Bah-nah-nah
  • N.
    Protect the vibe
  • O.
    Weapons or fists?
  • P.
    Josh lives here
  • Q.
    Picklefall
  • R.
    Raw Dog
  • S.
    Menty-B
• 2.
  Is Jason Waterfalls real?

  • A.
    YES!
  • B.
    NO!
• 3.
  How do you take your Poptarts?

  • A.
    Frosted, raw dogged
  • B.
    Frosted and toasted
  • C.
    Frosted and toasted with butter
  • D.
    Unfrosted, raw dogged
  • E.
    Unfrosted and toasted (no butter)
  • F.
    Unfrosted and toasted with butter
  • G.
    Frozen
• 4.
  Choose a weapon (be sure to scroll all the way down for all your choices):

  • A.
    Fists!
  • B.
    Machete!
  • C.
    Rock!
  • D.
    Scissors!
  • E.
    Flamethrower!
  • F.
    Nunchucks!
  • G.
    Proton pack!
  • H.
    Biological warfare!
  • I.
    Poison!
  • J.
    Taser!
  • K.
    Dagger!
  • L.
    Grenade!
  • M.
    Handgun!
  • N.
    Chain whip!
  • O.
    Broadsword!
  • P.
    A brick!
  • Q.
    Magic spells!
  • R.
    The Bible (Hebrews 4:12, duh)!
  • S.
    Hatred (it kills)!
  • T.
    My body (it's killer- get it?)!
  • U.
    Water (ala, No Body, No Crime)!
• 5.
  Choose a nepobaby:

  • A.
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    Angelina Jolie
  • B.
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    Chet Hanks
  • C.
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    Rumer Willis
  • D.
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    Drew Barrymore
  • E.
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    Dan Levy
  • F.
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    Gwyneth Paltrow
  • G.
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    Liza Minnelli
  • H.
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    Nicolas Cage
  • I.
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    Bryce Dallas Howard
  • J.
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    Emma Roberts
  • K.
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    Miley Cyrus
  • L.
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    Zoë Kravitz
  • M.
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    Hailey (Baldwin) Bieber
  • N.
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    Dakota Johnson
  • O.
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    Liv Tyler
  • P.
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    Ben Stiller
  • Q.
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    Lily-Rose Depp
  • R.
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    Willow & Jaden Smith
  • S.
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    Rashida Jones
  • T.
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    Wyatt Russell & Kate Hudson (and Oliver, too)
• 6.
  What would be the worst way to die?

  • A.
    drowning in quicksand
  • B.
    drowning in the toliet
  • C.
    murdered by my own mother
  • D.
    smoke inhalation
  • E.
    blunt force trauma to the head
  • F.
    workplace accident
  • G.
    hospital accident
  • H.
    picklefall
  • I.
    broken heart (figuratively)
  • J.
    broken heart (literally)
  • K.
    intestinal distress
  • L.
    eaten alive by animals
  • M.
    you brought a fist to a weapon fight
  • N.
    secondhand embarrassment
  • O.
    of laughter
  • P.
    ON THE CROSS and it's not even close
  • Q.
    accidental gummy OD
  • R.
    choking while playing Chubby Bunnies
• 7.
  Choose a dead celebrity:

  • A.
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    Bob Barker
  • B.
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    Carrie Fisher
  • C.
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    Chadwick Boseman
  • D.
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    Chris Farley
  • E.
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    Elvis
  • F.
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    Heath Ledger
  • G.
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    Jesus
  • H.
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    Jim Henson
  • I.
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    Judy Garland
  • J.
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    Kurt Cobain
  • K.
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    Mr. Rogers
  • L.
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    Patrick Swayze
  • M.
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    Paul Walker
  • N.
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    Princess Diana
  • O.
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    Robin Williams
  • P.
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    Steve Irwin
  • Q.
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    Tupac
  • R.
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    Whitney Houston
  • S.
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    Maggie Smith
  • T.
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    Marilyn Monroe
• 8.
  What keeps you up at night?

  • A.
    The cold
  • B.
    The hot side of my pillow
  • C.
    Caffeine, probably
  • D.
    Insomnia
  • E.
    My partner snoring
  • F.
    Any light whatsoever
  • G.
    Thinking about tomorrow
  • H.
    My inner monologue
  • I.
    Inadequate closure
  • J.
    The sounds from the CPAP machine
  • K.
    My small bladder
  • L.
    Kids
  • M.
    Perimenopause
  • N.
    Restless Leg Syndrome
  • O.
    Sin
  • P.
    Ghosts, probably
  • Q.
    Animal sounds in the attic
  • R.
    Indigestion
  • S.
    Unsolved Mysteries. Just thinking about the theme song and that host.
• 9.
  Choose your chicken:

  • A.
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    Chicken in a Ziplock Bag
  • B.
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    Buffalo Wild Wings Lemon Pepper Bone-in Wings
  • C.
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    Burger King Chicken Fries
  • D.
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    CFA Cobb Salad
  • E.
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    CFA Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich
  • F.
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    Change Your Life Chicken TM TM by The Lazy Genius
  • G.
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    Chicken Jerky
  • H.
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    Chicken Madeira at Cheesecake Factory
  • I.
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    Chicken of the Sea
  • J.
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    Chicken Salad Chick's Fancy Nancy
  • K.
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    Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup
  • L.
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    Costco Rotisserie Chicken
  • M.
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    Hooters Buffalo Hot Wings
  • N.
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    McDonald's Six Piece
  • O.
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    Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
  • P.
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    Raising Cane's Box Combo
  • Q.
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    Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich
  • R.
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    Zaxby's Boneless Wings & Zax Sauce
  • S.
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    California Pizza Kitchen's BBQ Chicken Pizza
  • T.
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    Cracker Barrel's Chicken and Dumplings

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Thackery Binx

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  Here's the good news; you've got heart and you usually try to do the right thing. The bad news is that you lost your little sister to witches and got turned into an immortal cat. But very worst of all, your name is Thackery instead of something awesome like "Zachary" or "Biff LaFontaine-LeFleur." What this means is that you're probably a pretty good person and a great member of your family but your name sucks HARD.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 2.
  Ghost of Popcast Lives Past

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  Oh, hello, Popcast superfan! You are both young (thanks to all of Jamie's skincare tips) and old (don't worry, we won't hold that against you*). You know and use all of our favorite Urban Dictionary words in every day language, but also recall what it means when we call a sponsor "amazing". All we can say is that you're fully committed to all things Popcast.*LOLZShare your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 3.
  Beetlejuice

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  You may be loud, often inappropriate, and morally repugnant, but you are a self-starter with a real entrepreneurial spirit. And even though people only turn to you in times of extreme desperation, they usually don’t end up entirely horrified at what you did for them.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 4.
  Slimer

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  You are someone who thinks that their messiness and general code of slovenliness is just a zany personality quirk while everyone else around you wonders if you are actually psychotic given that at any moment in time, the backseat of your car contains no less than 16 half-filled Starbucks cups.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 5.
  Ghost of a Good Thing

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  You are an extremely emo song from two years ago written and performed by Dashboard Confessional, a band whose lead singer looks like a music pastor who is adamant about not wearing shoes during worship, which we will later find out is due to a foot fetish thing that will eventually get him “reassigned” within the ministry.This song is a metaphor for you as you are often romancing the past and lamenting the loss of something while you miss out on present opportunities that could be even cooler than whatever thing happened in the past.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 6.
  Ghost Pepper

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  You are a ghost pepper because you are known for a singular talent or identifier that is ultimately pointless or useless. This talent, though notable or infamous or polarizing, is as Shakespeare and Faulkner said, full of sound and fury and told about mostly by idiots.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 7.
  Ghostbuster

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  You are a really smart and accomplished person but also fundamentally a snitch, because never forget that ghostbusters are essentially supernatural hall monitors. You’re probably someone who has gleefully served on the board of an HOA or written a thank you note to the IRS.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 8.
  Casper

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  You peaked in elementary school and are still known in town for the person who got obsessive about a romantic interest in middle school.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 9.
  Pac-Man Ghosts

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  You are colorful, consistent and constantly in pursuit of being in the company of people who are more ambitious than you.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 10.
  Force Ghosts

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  You’re someone who had a good run as a high school athlete or sorority member but who also can’t help themselves from returning to old stomping grounds to talk about your exploits even though no one really cares or understands what you are doing here.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 11.
  Scooby Doo "Ghosts"

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  You often find yourself in conflict with teenagers or dogs as you less-than-ethically pursue your business interests and have often wondered what you’d be capable of if not for “meddling kids.”Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 12.
  Hamlet's Dad

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  You have daddy issues and have an extremely complicated relationship with one or all of your uncles.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 13.
  Smoke Monster Ghost

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  You have issues with your mother and these problems often lead you to act out in strange and bizarre ways like in murdering an airplane pilot or in trying to dress like Terry O’Quinn.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 14.
  Horny Pottery Making Ghost

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  You either weirdly get aroused during re-runs of Bob Ross, are strangely drawn to the Kris Jenner pixie cut, or both.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 15.
  Jacob Marley

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  You're the kind of person who is definitely headed straight for purgatory. The things you are really passionate about and good at are super worldly (Candy Crush, deftly handling your finsta, knowing exactly how many drinks to have or gummies to take so as to not get hung over etc) but once you get to purgatory you'll secretly relish warning your old running mates about the error of their ways in the spookiest ways possible.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 16.
  Ghost from Game of Thrones

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  You are the only dire wolf that survived to the end of Game of Thrones that we know about. All your dire wolf siblings were either murdered or lost, but you endured. This means that you are a long-suffering person who has had to bear witness to some slow-moving personal or emotional tire-fires in your life.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 17.
  Jesus Ghost

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  We just put this here to make Erin uncomfortable. We can’t formally endorse the idea of Jesus being a ghost because it makes evangelicals feel weird because even though they grow up believing in something called a “holy ghost” and they attended things like “Holy Ghost Weenie Roasts”, there’s evidently a fine line when it comes to holy ghosts and just regular basic ghosts. But if we were to entertain this ghost type, hypothetically of course, we would say that being a Jesus ghost means that you are someone who often shows up to moments or events with significantly fortuitous timing. Whether it’s the christophanies of the Old Testament like when Jesus (allegedly) wrestled Jacob or sat in the fiery furnace with SMA (shadrach, meshach, and abedego obvi) it’s always a big deal when you come around and you always affect situations for the good.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 18.
  Bruce Willis from The Sixth Sense

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  You're the kind of person who frankly isn't very observant because honestly, what's a reasonable amount of time to not notice that you're dead and no one in your life is interacting with you? A weekend? A holiday weekend? Unless you're an enneagram five, 48 hours is the maximum amount of time to not notice that you're very much dead. Anyways, in addition to being very unobservant, you also routinely experience children dunking on you with precision bombs of snark and basic logic.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 19.
  Moaning Myrtle of Harry Potter

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  First, take a deep breath because there was a version of this summary where you were someone who liked to inappropriately hang out where kids went to use the bathroom. Luckily, Knox thought better of that summary idea! Instead, you received Moaning Myrtle, which honestly is as tough a name to write as it is to say because you have a poor sense of time and place. Just as Myrtle chooses the bathroom to harass people, sometimes you choose the McDonald’s drive-thru line to have a menty b, or perhaps you had your first make-out experience during Finding Nemo, specifically the scene where the mom gets cannibalized by a rogue barracuda! The more normal the setting, the weirder you can be, but conversely, the more weird the setting, the more normal you become, which ultimately is a good thing!Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture
• 20.
  Denny Duquette of Grey's Anatomy

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  You’ve received this result because though generous, you also have a really difficult time saying goodbye, as evidence by Denny hanging around in the afterlife as a ghost vision so that he can have supernatural ghost sex Dr. Izzy Stevens. And while I know that “supernatural ghost sex” sounds kinda awesome, it’s not really something that someone in a good place would acknowledge having, you know? You probably have an entire basket of mismatched socks that you save because “one perfect day, I’ll have all the laundry done and find the true mates for all these solo socks” but we all know that’s as pointless as Izzy being down to pound with her ghost guy.Share your results on Instagram with the tag #PopcastGhosts and be sure to listen to The Popcast Episode 527: Ghosts in Pop Culture