Badger Compatibility Test

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Which UW Housing-approved pet are you rooming with?

  • A.
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    A rock
  • B.
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    A robotic dog
  • C.
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    A Pillow Pet
  • D.
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    My beloved Tamagotchi
• 2.
  The newest building on campus should be made out of:

  • A.
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    Lego bricks
  • B.
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    Ice blocks
  • C.
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    Gingerbread
  • D.
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    Soil, grass, and dead leaves — like a true badger sett.
• 3.
  You have the opportunity to develop a hybrid animal with the UW zoology department. What will you create?

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  • A.
    Batman (but for real).
  • B.
    Cow/shark, a.k.a., a sharcow
  • C.
    Badger/flamingo
  • D.
    Musky/flying squirrel
• 4.
  The zombie apocalypse has begun on campus. What's your first move?

  • A.
    Commandeer a Hoofers' boat and sail it into the middle of Lake Mendota where the monsters can't get me.
  • B.
    Head straight to the UW's Institute for Molecular Virology, where scientists can surely develop a cure.
  • C.
    Hole up in a cage in Memorial Library — they won't be able to get me in there.
  • D.
    Assume the fetal position and call my mom.
• 5.
  You have to dress like a UW icon for a semester. Who do you choose?

  • A.
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    Mike Leckrone
  • B.
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    Abe Lincoln, top hat optional.
  • C.
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    Barry Alvarez.
  • D.
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    Rebecca Blank
• 6.
  It's an 11 a.m. game day. What time are you showing up?

  • A.
    8 a.m. I don't want to miss anything!
  • B.
    A few minutes before the game — no big deal if I miss kickoff.
  • C.
    I'll roll in around half-time.
  • D.
    To be honest, I might not actually get there at all.
• 7.
  You can only eat at one place for the rest of your days. What are you picking?

  • A.
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    Mickie's Dairy Bar
  • B.
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    The Nitty Gritty
  • C.
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    Ian's Pizza
  • D.
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    State Street Brats
• 8.
  You have to replace Bucky Badger with another mascot. Who will it be?

  • A.
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    Henrietta Holstein
  • B.
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    Brad Bratwurst
  • C.
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    Fernando Flamingo
  • D.
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    Izzy Isthmus
• 9.
  You witness someone stealing a Terrace chair. What do you do?

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  • A.
    I would — only hypothetically — lend them a hand.
  • B.
    Alert the UWPD.
  • C.
    Walk away.
  • D.
    Sit in the chair to weigh it down and deter the thief.
• 10.
  It's -25 degrees and you have to get across campus for class. What do you do?

  • A.
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    I'll wait all day for the 80. I'm not walking in this weather.
  • B.
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    Catch a ride on a Starship delivery robot.
  • C.
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    I'm tough — I'll just walk.
  • D.
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    Time to break out the skis!

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Bucky Badger

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  Bucky is just your type — spirited and goofy! Whether you're looking for bae or a new BFF, you can't go wrong with Bucky.Looking for more silly questions and quizzes? Check out the latest from Flamingle.
• 2.
  Lady Liberty

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  She has a stately elegance about her, yet doesn't take herself too seriously. She's a real catch whether you're looking for a new bae or BFF.Looking for more silly questions and quizzes? Check out the latest from Flamingle.
• 3.
  A Plastic Flamingo

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  This flamingo may be fake, but its sense of humor and its confidence are very real. Don't let it be the BFF or bae that flew away!Looking for more silly questions and quizzes? Check out the latest from Flamingle.
• 4.
  The Law School Gargoyle

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  The UW Law School's gargoyle may look like a beast, but he has a great personality. Anyone would be lucky to call him their bae or BFF.Looking for more silly questions and quizzes? Check out the latest from Flamingle.